{"id":406,"date":"2022-05-19T19:34:15","date_gmt":"2022-05-19T23:34:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/campeeshay.com\/?post_type=weekly-media&p=406"},"modified":"2022-06-06T22:50:02","modified_gmt":"2022-06-07T02:50:02","slug":"camp-eeshay-2020-week-2","status":"publish","type":"weekly-media","link":"https:\/\/campeeshay.com\/weekly-media\/camp-eeshay-2020-week-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Camp Eeshay 2020 Week 2"},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
After recently receiving my lordship, I will fulfill my first campaign promise, to create a more equal and diverse (that\u2019s the trend these days) Camp Eeshay. My first act will be to pass our declaration of independence. The dictatorship of Rabbi Schonfeld, Rabbi Kramer, and Rabbi Kessel (with Shimmy as chief political enforcer) must end. The disappearance of the only buffer, Sir Baruch Korn, is the last straw. It is time to bring power back to the campers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":226,"template":"","yoast_head":"\n